To find the perfect car for you, just fill out the questions on this simple quiz.

1. Are you male or female? Male Female

2. Do you eat for fun? Yes No

3. Do you regularly watch motorsport? Yes No

4. Are other motorists puny and unimportant to you? Yes No

5. For you, which political party? Democrats Republicans Other/none

6. Do you think global warming is a hoax? No Yes What's global warming?

7. Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto? Yes No

8. Are you constantly angry? Yes No

9. Do you care about cars at all? Yes No

10. Are you easily susceptible to fads? Yes No

11. What is your IQ? (This test is private)

12. Do you exhale rather noticeably when you sit down? Yes No